About Jordan Chantel


I have a BA in Acting and Directing. I have a big problem with shoe collecting. I was a Colorado native for 23 years. When I moved to LA everyone was in tears. I like tulips and dill pickle chips. If I'm in the zone I'll make like Shakira and shake my hips. 7X3 is my favorite times table. I don't fit in because I enjoy defying superficial labels. I can do tricks from your curtains- which is quite hysterical, but most days I just stick to good old aerial. You may think this poem is bad, but it could have been three paragraphs long, now aren't you glad?